Episode 70: Ready For Round Two

Episode 70: Ready For Round Two

Didn’t get enough of our annual Sexpisode? Luckily Three Patch Podcast has found their second wind…


  • A discussion of our favorite fic tropes
  • An interview with the creators of an upcoming Johnlock short film, Sherlock Holmes and the Furtive Festivity
  • A truly insane amount of ships with AmytheElder
  • Squee about Bearded!John
  • An interview about fandom and consent with Milena Popova
  • Rupert Graves Squee Fest
  • 5+1 Study in Fanfic
  • Top Tens & more!

Segment timestamps:

  • 0:00:25 – Host Opening
  • 0:12:47 – Coroner’s Report
  • 0:18:57 – Dallas Tribute
  • 0:19:50 – Sexy Fic Tropes
  • 0:50:31 – Short Podcast Syndrome PSA
  • 0:51:53 – Sherlock and the Furtive Festivity Interview
  • 1:27:27 – Extreme Multishipping Interview with Amythe3lder
  • 1:40:32 – Mycroft’s Top Ten Favorite Forms of Delayed Gratification
  • 1:41:49 – That’s My Genre: Bearded!John
  • 2:10:29 – Consent in Fandom Interview with Milena Popova
  • 2:50:26 – Top Ten Substances Used for Lube in 221B
  • 2:51:35 – Rupert Graves Squee Fest
  • 3:23:23 – A Study in Fanfic: About Sleep and Coffee and the Existence of Fate by Atiki
  • 3:48:14 – Top Ten Fantasies of DI Lestrade
  • 3:49:24 – That’s My Division
  • 4:02:22 – Post Mortem

Shownotes, contact details, and credits below.


Host Opening (0:00:25)
Consulting Fans: Caroline, B, Cookie, Editor: Sunday


Coroner’s Report (0:12:47)
Consulting Fan/Producer/Editor: Smirk

All the news that’s fit to fandom


Dallas Tribute (0:18:57)
Consulting Fans: B, Producer/Editor: Chelsea, B


Sexy Fic Tropes (0:19:50)
Consulting Fans, Emma, Sunday Duck, Vex, and Science
Producer/Editor: Emma Grant

We’ve all got ’em – those bulletproof fave tropes for sexy fic, the ones you’ll click on every time they pop up in the tags, even though you know how it’s going to go.


TPP: The Cure for Short Podcast Syndrome (0:50:31)
Consulting Fan/Producer/Editor: Smirk

  • Soothing background music can be found here


Sherlock Holmes and the Furtive Festivity – Interview (0:51:53)
Consulting Fans: Chelsea Producer/Editor: Chelsea, Vex

Chelsea interviews the team behind a new short film produced by students at Point Park University.


Extreme Multishipping Interview with Amythe3lder (1:27:27)
Consulting Fans: Smirk, Amythe3lder, Producer: Smirk, Editor: Smirk

Join us for a discussion of Amythe3lder’s rather…comprehensive list of possible BBC Sherlock ships.


Mycroft’s Top Ten Favorite Forms of Delayed Gratification (1:40:32)
Consulting Fan: Alexxphoenix42


That’s My Genre: Bearded!John (1:41:49)
Consulting Fans: Alexxphoenix42,B, Cookie, Smirk, Producer/Editor: Alexx


Interview on Consent in Fandom with Milena Popova (2:10:29)
Consulting Fans: Milena, Finnagain, Producer: Finnagain, Editor: Caroline

Finn interviews fan studies scholar Milena Popova about consent, fanfic, and what we can learn from dubcon.


Top Ten Substances Used for Lube in 221B (2:50:26)
Consulting Fan: Caroline


Rupert Graves Squee Fest (2:51:35)
Consulting Fans: RedscuderyUndun-duzWastingyourgum, Drinkingcocoa, Producer: Drinkingcocoa, Editor: Drinkingcocoa

Four fans from three continents rave over the spectacular sexiness of Rupert Graves.


A Study in Fanfic: About Sleep, and Coffee and the Existence of Fate (3:23:23)
Consulting Fans: Alexxphoenix42, Johnlocked, Sassy, Producer: Alexxphoenix42, Editor: Caroline

Consulting fans discuss this 5+1 Johnlock fic with all the squee of


Top Ten Fantasies of DI Lestrade (3:48:14)
Consulting Fan: Vex


That’s My Division (3:49:24)

This month, following our fifth sexpisode: 5+1s, morning after fics, and anything to do with refractory periods.


Post Mortem (4:02:22)
Consulting Fans: Caroline, B, Cookie, Editor: Sunday


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Production Credits
Episode Producer: B
Episode Audio Editor: Caroline
Banner Art: Fox Estacado
Distribution funded by fans!

Music Credit
Unless otherwise indicated, all music is available for purchase through online retailers such as amazon.com and iTunes.

  • Show Intro – David Arnold and Michael Price, Sherlock: Original Television Soundtrack Music From Series One: Opening Titles
  • Coroner’s Report – Breaking News: Eye on the World Broadcast News
  • Sexy Fic Tropes – Miike Snow, iii: Genghis Khan
  • Interview with Sherlock and the Furtive Festivity – Elvis Costello, My Aim is True: Watching the Detectives
  • Interview with Amythe3lder – Dido, Life for Rent: White Flag
  • That’s My Genre: Bearded!John – The Bandettes, Take Me Home: The Beard Song
  • Interview with Milena Popova – The Quantic Soul Orchestra, Stampede: Hold it Down
  • Rupert Graves Squee – Hot Chocolate, Hot Chocolate:  You Sexy Thing
  • A Study in Fanfic – Cake, Fashion Nugget: Open Book
  • That’s My Division – John Coltrane, My Favorite Things [Deluxe Edition]: My Favorite Things, Part 1
  • Show Outro – Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever [The Original Movie Soundtrack]: Stayin’ Alive

How to Cite
Three Patch Productions (Producer). (2017, November 1). Ready For Round Two [Episode 70]. Three patch podcast. Podcast retrieved from http://three-patch.com/2017/11/01/episode-70