Episode 97: Night Owl? Vampire.

Episode 97: Night Owl? Vampire.

Episode 97: Night Owl? Vampire.

In which we delve into Vamplock, drunkenly recount The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire, and revel in all things creepy and cryptid. 

Segment timestamps:

  • 0:00:38 – Host Opening
  • 0:15:43 – That’s My Genre: Vamplock
  • 0:46:28 – FOI: Buffy/Angel
  • 1:01:17 – Top Ten Ways Sherlock Holmes Would Catch a Vampire
  • 1:03:09 – Drunk Canon: Sussex Vampire
  • 1:34:20 – Top Ten Things Sherlock Characters Love About Halloween 
  • 1:35:56 – Dracula News Update
  • 1:41:11 – FOI: Buzzfeed Unsolved
  • 1:56:26 – Top Ten Sherlock Characters as Cryptids
  • 1:58:41 – Chuck Tingle RPG Teaser
  • 2:21:12 – That’s My Division
  • 2:37:32 – Post Mortem

Shownotes, contact details, and credits below.


Host Opening (0:00:38)

Consulting Fans: Johnlocked, Alexxphoenix42, Cookie, Producer: Johnlocked, Editor: Emma Grant

That’s My Genre: Vamplock (0:15:43)

Consulting Fans: Vex, Cumbercookie, Amythe3lder, Songlin, Producer: Vex, Editors: Drinkingcocoa & Emma

A roundtable with real *bite*! Join fans as they talk about why they love all things Vamplock!

Vex’s Fic Rec:

Songlin’s Fic Recs:

Cumbercookie’s Fic Recs:

Amythe3lder’s Fic Recs:

FOI: Buffy/Angel (0:46:28)

Consulting Fans: Cookie, SundayDuck, fin_amour, Producer & Editor: SundayDuck

Three Buffyholics reminisce about the modern classic shows Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel. 

Top Ten Ways Sherlock Holmes Would Kill or Catch a Vampire (1:01:17)

Contributed by: Alexxphoenix42, Iwantthatcoat, Science

Read by: Science

Drunk Canon: Sussex Vampire (1:03:09)

Consulting Fans: Chelsea, Alexxphoenix42, Science, Producer: Chelsea, Editors: Johnlocked & Finnagain

Somewhat-sober companions Chelsea and Science help Alexx with telling the ACD story of The Sussex Vampire after she drinks a couple strong moonshine beverages.

  • The Sussex Vampire text
  • Music from Midsomer Murders OST by Jim Parker (1998): The Village Band, Cambridge, Meeting in the Dark, Haunted Rooms, A Roving, Discovery of a Dead Body, The Alcoholic Fox Trot, Driving Home
  • Sound samples from Freesound library: Dramatic evil theme orchestra by humanoide9000 and Evil Laugh by LukeSharples

Top Ten Things Sherlock Characters Love About Halloween (1:34:20)

Contributed by: Science

Read by: Science

Dracula News Update (1:35:56)

Consulting Fan, Producer & Editor: Finnagain

A quick update on the Netflix/BBC & Hartwoods production of Dracula by Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat.

FOI: Buzzfeed Unsolved (1:41:11)

Consulting Fans: Chelsea, B; Producer & Editor: Chelsea

Self-proclaimed Boogara Chelsea and Shaniac maniac B discuss their love of the Good ‘Ol Ghoul Boys in this FOI for Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural and True Crime.

Top Ten Sherlock Characters as Cryptids (1:56:26)

Contributed by: Johnlocked

Read by: Science

Chuck Tingle RPG Teaser (1:58:41)

Consulting Fans: Johnlocked, Chelsea, Science, Songlin, SundayDuck, Producer & Editor: Johnlocked

Join the Tingle Master and our motley crew of Bigfeet, Unicorn, and Raptor as we play the new Chuck Tingle RPG: The Tingleverse. Full gameplay episode will be released in late October.

Music used in-game:

  • The Kinks, The Road: Apeman; George Thorogood & The Destroyers, Bad To The Bone: Bad To The Bone; Jamiroquai, Travelling Without Moving: Cosmic Girl; T. Rex, Electric Warrior: Hot Love; Peter Gundry, The Witching Hour: A Witch’s Tale; Bakery Music Project, Smooth Moods for Patisseries: Background for Macaron Shops; ABBA, ABBA: Mamma Mia; Village People, Cruisin’: YMCA; The Rembrandts, L.P.: I’ll Be There For You; Andrew Gold, All This and Heaven Too: Thank You For Being A Friend; Kiss, Dressed to Kill: Rock And Roll All Nite; David Mook and Ben Raleigh: Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?; Ray Parker, Jr., Ghostbusters (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack): Ghostbusters; Chuck Lorre and DC Brown: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme; Howard Harper-Barnes, To All The Glory: To All The Glory

That’s My Division (2:21:12)

Consulting Fans: Alexxphoenix42, Johnlocked, Vex, HPswl-cumbercookie, Producer/Editor: Alexx

Spooky creatures and things that go bump in the night feature in our fic recs this month.





Post Mortem (2:37:32)

Consulting Fans: Johnlocked, Alexxphoenix42, Producer: Johnlocked, Editor: Emma Grant


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Production Credits
Episode Producer: Johnlocked
Episode Audio Editor: Emma Grant
Banner Art: Fox Estacado
Distribution funded by fans!

Music Credit
Unless otherwise indicated, all music is available for purchase through online retailers such as amazon.com and iTunes.

  • Show Intro – David Arnold and Michael Price, Sherlock: Original Television Soundtrack Music From Series One: Opening Titles
  • That’s My Genre: Vamplock – Concrete Blonde, Bloodletting: Bloodletting 
  • FOI: Buffy – Nerf Herder: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Theme Song
  • Drunk Canon – David Arnold & Michael Price, Sherlock: Music from Series 3 (Original Television Soundtrack): Stag Night
  • Coroner’s Report – Breaking News: Eye on the World Broadcast News
  • Fandoms of Interest – David Arnold and Michael Price, Sherlock: Original Television Soundtrack Music From Series One: Back to Work
  • Chuck Tingle RPG – Caged Animals, Proving Love Is Real: Proving Love Is Real
  • That’s My Division – John Coltrane, My Favorite Things [Deluxe Edition]: My Favorite Things, Part 1
  • Post Mortem – Bobby “Boris” Pickett: Monster Mash 
  • Show Outro – Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever [The Original Movie Soundtrack]: Stayin’ Alive

How to Cite
By Three Patch Productions (Johnlocked). (2019, October, 1). Night Owl? Vampire. [Episode 97]. Three patch podcast. Podcast retrieved from http://traffic.libsyn.com/threepatch/ThreePatchPodcast_097.mp3