Episode 69: Delayed Gratification (Sexpisode 5)

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Episode 69: Delayed Gratification (Sexpisode 5)

In our fifth annual Sexpisode, we talk about some of the things in fandom worth waiting for, like WIPs, naughty jello shots, smut-writing tips, and sexytimes with Mrs. Hudson. Plus fandom news, top ten lists, recs, and more!

Segment timestamps:

• 0:00:25 – Host Opening
• 0:24:49 – Coroner’s Report
• 0:30:55 – We Ship It: Everybudders
• 1:04:12 – Top Ten Things John Thinks About to Put Off Coming Too Soon
• 1:05:17 – Extreme Crafting: Sexy Jell-o
• 1:33:29 – Top Ten Exes Mrs. Hudson Doesn’t Talk About
• 1:34:29 – Delaying Gratification: Reading and Writing WIPs
• 2:09:04 – Top Ten Ways Sherlock Ejaculates
• 2:09:49 – Consulting Writers: Writing Good Sex Scenes
• 2:39:48 – That’s My Division
• 2:57:14 – Post Mortem

Shownotes, contact details, and credits below.

FULL SHOWNOTES

Host Opening (0:00:00)↑
Consulting Fans: Caroline, Emma, and JL4L
Editor: SundayDuck

• Visit the Sexpisode tag on the Case Files and listen to some of our favorites:
  • Fucking Sherlock Roundtable from episode 9, Sexpisode: Come at Once
  • Reapersun in the Notebook of Kitty Riley from episode 9, Sexpisode: Come At Once
  • See also: Reapersun’s art of A Cure for Boredom
  • Sex toys TMD in episode 27, Sexpisode 2: Come Again
  • Omegaverse Roundtable from episode 28, Kinktober
  • CisSwap Roundtable from episode 28, Kinktober
• Take 5 bar
• Recent events:
  • Leaky Con in Dublin, Ireland
  • Staple Con in Austin, TX
  • Sherlock Holmes Weekend on Governors Island, NYC
• Current/upcoming
  • Finn at Geek Girl Con, 9/30 – 10/1
• Nanowrimo happening all November
  • Looking to participate or help mod Sherlonano 2017? Contact mod Heidi @1electricpirate on Sherlonano’s Twitter and Tumblr.
• No fall TV season Sherlock this year, but plan for miniseries March!
• Open AO3 collections
  • GymBaglock
  • Halloweenlock 2015 and 2016. 2017 will probably be THIS

Coroner’s Report (0:24:49)↑
Consulting Fan/Producer/Editor: Smirk

• General Sherlock
  • Emmy attire
  • Claire’s Cymru nod
  • Sherlocked UK, Rupert will be there
  • Sherlocked US returns
• Sherlock Fandom
  • Sad fanfic
  • Greek Pink
  • Script drafts
  • Retired Beekeepers seek submission(s)
• Benedict Cumberbatch
  • The Child in Time (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • The Current War (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • How to Stop Time
  • Gypsy Boy
• Martin Freeman
  • Labour of Love (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Out and about (1, 2, 3)
  • Ghost Stories (1, 2)
  • Cargo (1, 2)
• Loo Brealey
  • Back (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • A Discovery of Witches (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Aussie Clique
• Andrew Scott
  • Birthday fundraiser
  • Stonewall UK shirt
  • Hope Rooms
• Mark Gatiss
  • Madness of George III
• Sian Brooke
  • Good Omens
• Lara Pulver
  • Magazine spread (1, 2)
  • Electric Dreams
• Sacha Dhawan
  • SOMA article
• Moffat/Vertue
  • LSWF panel

We Ship It: Everybudders (0:30:55)↑
Consulting Fans: Chelsea, Vulgarweed, Redscudery, and Coat
Producer: Chelsea, Editor: Drinkingcocoa

Mrs. Hudson stans gather together for a We Ship It discussion about her exciting sex life in fic and how we need more!

• Get Mrs. Hudson laid – collection on ao3
• Vulgarweed’s rec list
• Additional recs:
  • Save the Last Dance for Me by Lilith
  • Mrs. Hudson Writes Fanfiction by second_skin
  • Somebody (somebody) by dietplainlite
  • Not So Fast by herbailiwick
  • Sky On Fire by what_alchemy
  • Mrs. Hudson’s Cream Jug (LOTR crossover crack by UtterlySorbine)
  • Not Love at First But at Last  by Dravni
  • Over Her Knee by singularthey
  • Massage by fennishjournal
  • In the Rose Garden by spacemonkey
  • Tea For Three by MissDavis
  • Not Just Your Housekeeper by Deejaymil
  • The Fabric of Our Hearts by yourdykeinshiningarmor
  • Margaritas by threadoflife
  • The Best Lies by NovaNara
  • Eurus Is Kind of a Slag by meredelicious
•  ACD recs:
  • The Rule of Three by cox_and_co
  • London Light by tweedisgood
  • Powers of Observation by Lookfar
  • Alleluia by fennishjournal (Shimi)
• BSJ article on interpreting Mrs. Hudson

Top Ten Things John Thinks About to Put Off Coming Too Soon (1:04:12)↑
Consulting Fan: Alexxphoenix42
Producer/Editor: Vex

Extreme Crafting: Sexy Jell-O (1:05:17)↑
Consulting Fans: SundayDuck and Rolly
Producer/Editor: SundayDuck

SundayDuck talks to Rolly about her jell-o creations for this year’s 221bCon as well as other sexy gelatinous creations!

• Recipes & pics!

Top Ten Exes Mrs. Hudson Doesn’t Talk About (1:33:29)↑
Consulting Fan: Smirk
Producer/Editor: Vex

Delaying Gratification: Reading and Writing WIPs (1:34:29)↑
Consulting Fans: Emma Grant, BakerStMel, CWB (aka conversationswithjohnlock), and Alexxphoenix42
Producer/Editor: Emma

The reasons we love fics posted serially as works in progress.

• BakerStMel’s recs:
  • Damage by LifeonMars
  • Ink Your Name Across My Heart by PrettyVK
  • Truth May Vary by Amalnahurriyeh  (*note: this is the link for the main fic, but the other ‘supporting’ pieces are worth one’s time, as well)
  • A River Without Banks by Chryse
  • The Ground Beneath Your Feet by Chryse
  • Points by Lifeonmars
  • Oasis by Mydwynter
  • Carrying Up His Morning Tea by Darcylindbergh
  • Rosethorne by Suitesamba
  • The Last First Time by Suitesamba
  • Hot Dolphin Sex series by CWB
  • To the Sticking Place by BlueInk3
  • Something Like This by Emma Grant
  • BakerStMel on AO3: Callie4180
• CWB’s recs
  • Gimme Shelter by sincewhendoyoucallme_John
  • Boyfriend Material by PoppyAlexander
  • CWB on AO3
• Alexx’s recs:
  • I Just Want You for My Own by cwb
  • In the Library by queserasera
  • Over Fathoms Deep by bittergreens
  • The Men Who Talked Between the Words by Odamaki
  • Alexxphoenix42 on AO3
• Emma’s recs:
  • Roses of Picardy by Splix
  • Original works by Youcouldmakealife (YCMAL on Tumblr)
  • Emmagrant01 on AO3

Top Ten Ways Sherlock Ejaculates (2:09:04)↑
Consulting Fan: Redscudery
Producer/Editor: Vex

Consulting Writers – Writing Good Sex Scenes (2:09:49)↑
Consulting Fans: Alexxphoenix42, Cookie, SwissMiss
Producer/Editor: Alexxphoenix42

Three fanfic writers discuss the ins and outs ups and downs of writing a good sex scene.

• Sex Writing 101 by pasiphile

That’s My Division (2:39:48)↑
Producer/Editor: Caroline

• Caroline’s rec
  • 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge, by fleetwood_mouse
  • Never Thought I’d Fill With Desire, by orithea
  • Sharp Dressed Man, by kate_lear
• Smirk’s rec
  • [Podfic] Perpetual Motion (currently a WIP), read by lockedinjohnlock
• Redscudery’s rec
  • Due Diligence, by prettyarbitrary
• Sassyhippiegrl’s rec
  • I Need You To See Me, by mssmithlove
• Alexxphoenix42’s recs
  • Sensation, by CaitlinFairchild
  • Beg for Mercy (Twice), by Solitary_Endeavor
  • With a Wolflike Sharpness, by philalethia
  • Anything You Want, by Kalimyre

Post Mortem (2:57:14)↑
Consulting Fans: Caroline, Emma, and JL4L
Producer/Editor: Caroline

• Holmes kittens submitted by iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant
• Episode 65, SherlockedUSA Con Roundup
• Flawedamythyst tweets why she picked a border collie in Humdingers and Melancholies. Listen to the Study in Fic here if you haven’t already.

Contact
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Music Credits
Unless otherwise indicated, all music is available for purchase through online retailers such as amazon.com and iTunes.

• Show Intro – David Arnold and Michael Price, Sherlock: Original Television Soundtrack Music From Series One: Opening Titles
• Coroner’s Report – Breaking News: Eye on the World Broadcast News
• We Ship It – Not Literally Productions, I Ship It
• Extreme Crafting with Mrs. Hudson – Swing Out Sister, Get In Touch With Yourself: Am I the Same Girl – Inspector Gadget Theme
• Reading and Writing WIPs – Dazz Band, Keep It Live: Let It Whip
• Consulting Writers – Elvis Costello & The Attractions, Punch the Clock: Every Day I Write the Book
• That’s My Division – John Coltrane, My Favorite Things [Deluxe Edition]: My Favorite Things, Part 1
• Show Outro – Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever [The Original Movie Soundtrack]: Stayin’ Alive

Production Credits
Episode Producer: Emma Grant
Episode Banner Artist: Fox Estacado
Episode Audio Editor: Caroline
Distribution funded by Fans!

How to Cite
APA
Three Patch Productions (Producer). (2017, October 1). Delayed Gratification (Sexpisode 5) [Episode 69]. Three patch podcast. Podcast retrieved from https://three-patch.com///2017/10/01/episode-69