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Smirk walks (or stumbles) us through a drunken retelling of ACD’s The Dying Detective. Listen here or download. Shownotes:   Consulting Fans: Chelsea, SundayDuck, Smirk Producer: Chelsea, Finn, Editor: Chelsea, Finn The Dying Detective Soundtrack music from I am Robot and Proud’s A Proposal to Tune the World to F (Brave […]

62 – Drunk Canon: The Dying Detective


Consulting Fan finnagain struggles to recount The Adventure of the Solitary Cyclist with story and moral support from Chelsea and B. Listen here or download. The Adventure of the Solitary Cyclist story text Soundtrack music from Robert Carli’s Original Soundtrack, Vol. 1: Murdoch Mysteries and Greg Walkers’s Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (Original Soundtrack) […]

50 – Drunk Canon: The Adventure of the Solitary Cyclist


Consulting Fan Caroline does her best to tell the ACD story of The Greek Interpreter with relatively sober support from Chelsea and finnagain. Listen here or download. Read The Greek Interpreter here Soundtrack music from Robert Carli’s Original Soundtrack, Vol. 1 & 2: Murdoch Mysteries Note: Finn didn’t actually read the story very […]

49 – Drunk Canon: The Greek Interpreter



Consulting Fans Qui and Dixie explain the making of a very special Three Patch cocktail, the Bruised Anus. Listen here or download. This segment was originally posted on April 1, 2016 in Episode 48: Ass Crack April. It may have been remastered for audibility. Music Credit Unless otherwise indicated, music is available for purchase through online […]

48 – Consulting Culinarians: the Bruised Anus


Consulting Fan B drunkenly recounts ACD’s The Adventure of the Speckled Band with the help of Chelsea and Finnagain. Listen here or download. Music from  Trevor Jones’s The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Original Motion Picture Score). This segment was originally posted on March 1, 2016 in Episode 47: You Know My Methods. It may have been remastered for audibility. Music Credit […]

47 – Drunk Canon: The Speckled Band